1. reblog this if you want a terrible 3 sentence fanfiction in your ask based on your url

    gonna do all wish me luck

    (Source: versaceloui)

     
  2. 10:17

    Notes: 171985

    Reblogged from magglemoreeee

    Tags: text

    "GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

    "sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

    "oh rad bring it in"

    (Source: neptunain)

     
  3. 06:51

    Notes: 15276

    Reblogged from hermionejg

    Tags: pregnancybabygross?!

    hermionejg:

348717:

educational-gifs:

How pregnancy shifts and moves the mother’s internal organs to make room for the baby. Interactive Flash source here.

This shit cray

NOPE

uhhhh

    hermionejg:

    348717:

    educational-gifs:

    How pregnancy shifts and moves the mother’s internal organs to make room for the baby. Interactive Flash source here.

    This shit cray

    NOPE

    uhhhh

     
  4. 03:25

    Notes: 7720

    Reblogged from pleatedjeans

    Tags: cats

    image: Download

    pleatedjeans:

via
     
  5. 20:34 21st Oct 2014

    Notes: 1417

    Reblogged from obriennews

    Tags: dylan o'brienpatooties

    I was brought up to love movies and I have always loved movies and acting and filmmaking. When I was 9 or 10 and first picked up a camera I wanted to make my own videos, my parents were fully involved in it. They were super supportive and I would always show them my videos and my dad would always teach me tools. He would help me out when he could. The entire foundation of what I know about filmmaking was inspired by my dad.” [x]

    (Source: fyesdylanobrien)

     
  6. 17:09

    Notes: 41881

    Reblogged from spicednuts

    Tags: catsor not

    image: Download

    worstcats:


Let’s face it this cat is ugly. It’s all glistening and foldy, which are two things I don’t like cats to be.

    worstcats:

    Let’s face it this cat is ugly. It’s all glistening and foldy, which are two things I don’t like cats to be.

     
  7. 13:43

    Notes: 222271

    Reblogged from teenytigress

    Tags: sexismfeminism

    (Source: northgang)

     
  8. 10:17

    Notes: 129278

    Reblogged from teenytigress

    Tags: nicki minajanacondabody

    1. fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
    2. skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
    3. skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
    4. Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
    5. skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111
     
  9. 06:51

    Notes: 14970

    Reblogged from blindanthony

    Tags: womenapologiesi'm sorry

    I know girls who spill I’m sorry’s from their mouths like they pump blood
    to their veins.
    Sometimes, I am one.
    I know girls who apologize for asking
    to go to the bathroom in class,
    who apologize for everything
    because they feel like they are taking
    up more than their fair share of space
    on this planet.
    Everything starts with an I’m sorry
    and ends with one too,
    constant bookends that we don’t
    even notice anymore.
    We delete her apology the way we
    delete likes and ums from speech.
    I know girls with ten times more apologies
    than misdemeanors
    and I wonder how often they hear
    It’s okay.
    You’re more than okay.
    — "I’m Sorry" by Claire Luisa  (via tanghuijuan)

    (Source: claireluisa)

     
  10. 03:26

    Notes: 441611

    Reblogged from liamdryden

    Tags: wow!refreading ref

    justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

    justmyflawedlogic:

    hamacidal:

    ultrafunnypictures:

    You can read up to 500 words per minute

    THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

    I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

     
  11. 21:52 20th Oct 2014

    Notes: 9471

    Reblogged from murdermadam

    Tags: auspolrelevant

    rubeelzebub:

    oh BOY

    (Source: eggzakery)

     
  12. 21:30

    Notes: 155498

    Reblogged from ohmyadorkabledarrencriss

    image: Download

    baconexplosion:

how the fuck 

    baconexplosion:

    how the fuck 

     
  13. 21:03

    Notes: 121865

    Reblogged from alittlepurpleelephant

    Tags: personaltext

    there’s literally nothing stopping you [from doing this thing that costs money]
    — 

    people with money. only people with money

    travelling the world, “dropping everything” and moving to another city/state/country, majoring in your liberal arts interest of choice, applying/going to your dream college/university, buying your dream house, working at your dream job, cultivating/building/guiding your own dreams, dreaming. living.

    (via chalriepace)

    i try so hard to always make sure i remember this. i mean, i work really hard at my job and everything, but the fact that i have a job, that i like my job, that i have a flexible workplace and boss who let me work when i can and gave me this great opportunity, and that i am lucky enough for uni to work around work. i get to do so much great stuff, and i work hard for it, but the fact that i get to do that stuff is less to do with me working hard than with me just really fucking lucking out with my job.

     
  14. 20:34

    Notes: 80055

    Reblogged from liamdryden

    Tags: wantbeautifulart

    image: Download

    introvert-loser:

Van Gogh’s “The Starry Night” and Hokusai’s “The Great Wave off Kanagawa” in one painting

    introvert-loser:

    Van Gogh’s “The Starry Night” and Hokusai’s “The Great Wave off Kanagawa” in one painting

     
  15. 17:08

    Notes: 257

    Reblogged from realhayleyghoover

    Tags: wantneed

    image: Download

    realhayleyghoover:

theglossdotcom:

You don’t have to be engaged (or even dating anyone) to drool over pretty rings on the internet! We found 15 gorgeous, unique engagement rings that you’re bound to be obsessed with. Click here to see them!

This is how I spend my time. I wish I were embarrassed.

    realhayleyghoover:

    theglossdotcom:

    You don’t have to be engaged (or even dating anyone) to drool over pretty rings on the internet! We found 15 gorgeous, unique engagement rings that you’re bound to be obsessed with. Click here to see them!

    This is how I spend my time. I wish I were embarrassed.